The Dao of Samurai Scrote and Sexy Sequin Hott
A lot of moons ago, when mocking douchebags and lusting hotts without their permission was still regarded as the right as a type of social adjudication, an usual bond was born about internet site.
a thread with which has since come to be legend. And by legend, I mean the spikey, yellow and fatty kinds. The kind you never truly forget, it doesn’t matter what numerous years of treatments their Aunt Sarah pays for.
We talk, obviously, of two of the most important icons of very early twenty-first 100 years ways, philosophy, alchemy, and pedantry, Samurai Scrote and alluring Sequin Hott.
Not since Bra!! liked a flavorsome soda drink, had the HCwDB mockers found poetic motivation.
S.S.’s preternatural tranquil, doucheface, Reservoir Dogs suit and outrageous mandana conducted courtroom from inside the appeal of luscious sequined sunshine excellence.
The harmful cohabit was quickly renowned.
When S.S. and S.S.H. initial appeared about this web page, he was but a difficult partying legion of misplaced cool missing choadally sunglaes tie-on-forehead awkward. She had been sweet delightful honeysuckle suckle leg.
Together, they created… really… a hot chick with a douchebag.
Dozens of commentary in the commentary bond progressively turned into hundreds. Lots turned more than a lot of.
Folks came from acro the area and betwixt the seas to sing the mellifluous praises and mock the ranking douchechoadery of the ethereal appeal of a single Mr. Scrote while he endured in Zen-like repose near the delightfully delicious, if improperly named, Cute Sequin Hott.
The commentary continued. The legend expanded. Here’s a sample with the elegiac compliments and poetic chunder as generated by the regulars in voting for all the HCwDB from the period:
clementine of cappadoucha: he or she is Kihon Douchebag, their yin is actually choad and he yangs of smeg. There is no beginning, there’s absolutely no end. Small older people in South East Asia consider his wankine to discharge Taiji efforts. I consider their hottie. Samurai means “To Serve” in Japanese, and he serves poo. Samurai FTW.
Anonymous: whenever hiking the hill of poo to inquire about the plumped for one “what type ought I vote for?” he stated, “Grahoppper, close your own vision and go through the douchne. Only Once the douchene goes into the mind and should not be eliminated could you result in the right solution.” After a number of days I can not obtain the image of a Napoleonic, mandana-wearing samurai away from my personal head. And besides, despite the reality his hott doesn’t possess funbags of other people, i might strangle baby otters with Shamwows in order to pick the lint from the dryer regularly dry the lady underwear. The Samurai it really is.
douchetoevsky: stone beats sciors, paper music stone, phils defeat light, samurai scrote destroys shiva, and laughs mockingly at simple mortals who dare sit against him in resistance, wee-wee early all the way home.
report or synthetic?: similar to a recent election of leer effect, the outcome within this month-to-month can be recognized on a worldwide size and usher in a fresh douche purchase. Samurai in a landslide.
douchepac shakur: Samurai Scrote are simple. Samurai Scrote is actually genuine. Samurai Scrote try craze. Samurai Scrote was Month-to-month.
jonezy: samurai scrote because he could be the everyman’s douche. There was a samurai scrote throughout of us- many of us are one, but everyone tend to be douchey within own singularity. Like a katana knife into face, Samurai Scrote slashes deeper beyond my personal flesh and discloses the true character of douche within myself.
important head: I was as soon as a non-believer in S?mur? Scr?t?. An infidel, if you will. My personal miniscule attention merely could not comprehend the poibility of an electric buluЕџma ve tek ebeveyn that surpassed the restrictions of logical consciousne. But alas, dear brothers and sisters, those silly ideas comprise vanquished the night S?m?ѓ? +> generated your own trip to my personal bedroom.
The non-disclosure arrangement S?muai forced me to signal renders the majority of the info from that nights moot. But, I have been mercifully permitted to point out that they included bacon fat, a rack of mutton and a lamp. When all is stated and accomplished, I got expected the §aм?ѓ? into my personal center and he got cleaned myself without any all doubt.
Important Head’s transformation spoke for people ‘bag hunters in those heady prepubescent times of wonder and ponder.
This site carried on to mock latest hott/douche cohabits.
However the Samurai Scrote bond carried on to cultivate.
Mr. Scrote also signed up with all of us once again for a legendary saturday Haiku a few months later.
S.S. got therefore motivational, he even created this trash Pail Kid encouraged fan artwork:
Whenever HCwDB got transferred to a unique server last year, while their simple narrator fumbled yet again to figure out technology that produces this series of pipes services, all reviews posts happened to be forgotten.
Just as the Daoist monks construct intricate sand paintings, only to blow all of them to dirt, very as well performed Samurai Scrote’s thread disincorporate to the involuntary ecotone.
On some voluminous transcendental chrono-synclastic infundibulum, S.S. life on.
In every one of united states. Within minds. Inside our thoughts. Inside our uvulas.
If we lust a hott, Beautiful Sequin could there be.
Because of it will be here, within really expreion of expreionle where we discover the noises of one give clapping. Sisyphus pushing Cookie Pu up Xenu’s Paradox. The foolish mandana helps make no audio due to the fact tree falls inside woodland alone.
Buddha’s stomach burps Samurai Scrote with every gurgle.
For herein will be the universal om. The chord that delighted the father. The digeridoo of regurgitative poo that reverberates acro the collective phantasms.
It really is right here that people contemplate everything is actually as well as that actually ever should be.
And within such contemplation, the lo and erasure of this which emerged before becomes, seemingly paradoxically but in fact quite rationally, the actual only real really marker associated with the universal endless onene where is Hashem.
Peach aim claims, “Get available to choose from and choose, ya pinecone!”
Cla ic HCwDB legend and Hall of Scrote associate Peaches just moved all the way through energy.
In the past from that primal era in which mocking ‘bags and lusting hotts had been regarded funny. Yes, through the times we call “2007.” All the way to 2020. To tell all fellow ‘bag hunters and hotts within the US of A to hop out your own cheetos-eating aes and run VOTE!!
Vote or face the wrath of the douche-point.
Peaches need this meage are simply nonpartisan in its point. Whether hangin’ using the hotts or just their bros, Peaches’ intent is simply to aid the ideology and participatory character of consultant democracy as a regulating neceity offered late-Capitalist post-structuralist systems of fractured impacts and epistemological decoherence.
However Peaches noticed your festering mango scrote presently occupying the Presidency could be the embodiment of most douchechoadery we fought on this site for 10 years.
Move out truth be told there and deny that clown. By voting. Making use of the energy of Peach aim.